How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
The #friend who can be #silent with us in a
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