When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day.
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