I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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