I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
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