The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
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